actually, I'm a sock model
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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