just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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