YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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