Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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