Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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