Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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