By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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