Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
