no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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