found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize