you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
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