have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
