We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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