Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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