we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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