So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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