Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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