But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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