It's just like the Real World with babies
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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