we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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