I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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