Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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