rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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