he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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