okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We need to get me chipped asap
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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