god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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