I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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