Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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