nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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