Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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