We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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