What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize