Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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