And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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