ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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