What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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