For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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