if you like me you must not know who I am
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Someone shit on the floor
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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