what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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