At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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