the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Can Purell be used as lube?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't deserve a penis
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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