Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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