Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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