I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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