i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
we're so committed to being not committed
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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