its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
