2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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