at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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