belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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