Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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