You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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