My brain says no but my pants say off.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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