dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
the day after is always just damage control
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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