Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Two words: nipple clamps
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