Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
