you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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