thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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